
"You guys" is the California version of “y'all.” If you guys rule out stick horses, carousels and coin rides in front of WalMart, I’ve only ridden twice in my life. Compared to Little House on the Prairie or Bonanza, my riding was a horse of a different color.
The first mare was supposed to be very gentle. The stablemaster gave a pep talk. Whether it was for me or the nag, I couldn’t say. My party rode off. Seemingly years later, my horse went at the blinding speed of four feet—er, hooves--a minute. Some of those steps went forward. A bowlegged man shouted and smacked her on the rump. It worked. She ambled straight to the nearest tree and rubbed me off.
Three years later a boyfriend took me riding. Love makes you do stupid stuff.
Lucy B was so big, you could drive a Jeep under her. Unable to get my foot into the shoulder-high stirrup, I climbed a fence and mounted. How was I to know the right side was the wrong side? Remember, you guys—I grew up in the concrete jungle.
Long story short: I didn’t get out of the paddock. Lucy bucked me off into a pile of manure.
Lucy B’s real name was Lucifer’s Bride.
The first mare was supposed to be very gentle. The stablemaster gave a pep talk. Whether it was for me or the nag, I couldn’t say. My party rode off. Seemingly years later, my horse went at the blinding speed of four feet—er, hooves--a minute. Some of those steps went forward. A bowlegged man shouted and smacked her on the rump. It worked. She ambled straight to the nearest tree and rubbed me off.
Three years later a boyfriend took me riding. Love makes you do stupid stuff.

Lucy B was so big, you could drive a Jeep under her. Unable to get my foot into the shoulder-high stirrup, I climbed a fence and mounted. How was I to know the right side was the wrong side? Remember, you guys—I grew up in the concrete jungle.
Long story short: I didn’t get out of the paddock. Lucy bucked me off into a pile of manure.
Lucy B’s real name was Lucifer’s Bride.
In Revelations 6, the four horsement of the Apocalypse represent Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death. I want nothing to do with those horses, but if there were one more, it would represent Clumsiness and I'd have fallen off.
I can’t help wondering, if I hadn’t grown up in “you guys” territory and lived with Y’all, would riding have come naturally?
While in Montana, I went to my first rodeo. I’ve taken Tracie to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills; She took me to the Three Forks Rodeo.

I can’t help wondering, if I hadn’t grown up in “you guys” territory and lived with Y’all, would riding have come naturally?
While in Montana, I went to my first rodeo. I’ve taken Tracie to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills; She took me to the Three Forks Rodeo.


I had a blast! My friend Merrill made cotton candy and kettle corn.
I’ve never seen so many cowboy hats in one place at one time.
And the kids earned theirs.

Children’s events showcased incredible talent. Toward the end, a pair of brothers wearing sat on ginormous horses, whirled their lassos, and herded the calves back into the correct gate. Those kids had to be in early grade school.
I take my hat off to them.
Cathy Marie Hake



































